A Rant About Tim Tebow

I really just hate this guy. Not because he is a bigger televangelist than Joel Osteen, not because he has more bandwagon fans than the bruins, and not because he's making way more money than me (well maybe that). I hate Tim Tebow because he isn't a normal human being. He is a real life Buddy the Elf. He's always happy, always being friendly, and never blaming anybody. At least Buddy got upset when his dad said he hated him. Tebow just puts it in the back of his mind and works hard. Normally I would respect that, but the way Tebow goes about it is pathetic. Hey Tim, did you ever think that maybe the reason you have all those haters isn't because they are jealous or dumb it's because you are a miserable quarterback. Tebow throws like a pop warner football player it's pathetic, and on his endless crusade to get the most bandwagon fans in America there has been an excellent defense to hold his opponents to under twenty points which seems to be his score limit. According to Allen Barra, "In only one game during the Broncos’ much publicized six-game winning streak have they scored more than 25 points, and in four of them they’ve scored 17 or less." I'm glad the pats shut him down. He's a joke without a running game. Once he gets too old to scramble the way he does, his career is over. I hope he went home and cried like LeBron after losing the NBA finals. I wish Jesus would have his second coming just to tell this guy that god doesn't decide who wins football games (even though it seems like a miracle when one of his passes hits the correct teammate). That's not to say that Tebow doesn't work damn hard, but he really wouldn't have to work so damn hard in the pocket if he didn't throw like a fourth grader. This guys a bum I just hope that a Tebow jersey doesn't show up under anyones Christmas tree because if I see one in school my head will explode.


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